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Happy Tuesday everyone! I went to the International Mall in Tampa on Saturday. This mall is conveniently close to a lot of hotels and…Raymond James Stadium. The same stadium the SuperBowl was play at on Sunday. Needless to say, the mall was loaded with black and gold. While people watching, I posted my observations through Twitter – and in case you missed it (most likely you did because you have a life), I’m reposting them here…well just for the hell of it! These are not necessarily in any order.

1. Steeler fans in full force @ mall. Didn’t realize ticket lanyards were cool day b4 game – this just in…THEY’RE NOT!! Guh!!!
2. Weather dips below 60 = permission for ALL women to wear boots…bonus for boots w/6″ heels or furry lining.
3. Local Floridians dress warm when weather in 60′s, northerners in shorts & tshirts.
4. Mall is packed…what recession?
   Addendum to #4: mall packed – no lines @ registers.
5. Steeler fans outnumber Cardinal fans 50-1. Maybe better malls in AZ?
6. You can NEVER overdress for the mall.
7. Women outnumber men 10-1. BORED men outnumber bored women 10,000-1. The one woman may have been a man in another life.
8. I may look like a stalker leering @ unbored women in Steeler shorts and boots and the like…
9. Those with bad taste RARELY know when to say when.
10. Just saw a plaid buttondown shirt w/no sleeves…and a hood. Britney’s people must be in town.

There you have it. My simple observations at a mall on a Saturday. Hope you enjoyed today’s comic!

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Good night Studley, Kansas
Ken