The Shakes

damndest The Shakes

This isn’t working. The word isn’t getting out. The strip is not growing past my friends. Hell, my family doesn’t even read the strip. My wife barely reads the thing – AND SHE’S EDITING IT! I think this will be the last week I can do the strip. Between my job, the baby, my three fantasy football teams, freelance design and now a web project, I’m at the end. There’s no encouragement. No comments. No growth. No one is telling their friends. It’s over. I can’t put 30 hours into something only I enjoy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course I can! That’s what they invented porn for in the first place isn’t it? Oh wait. Wrong type of enjoyment. Just kidding on all of that – not the porn though. I can’t quit. I won’t. And your apathy towards sharing Stick Lovin’ won’t get me down. Of course I want people to spread the word, but this is a three year deal. I’ve commited to myself. Of course I want YOU to enjoy it. But I’m more interested in me anyway so, you’re on your own.

Man, I definitely cracked my self up on that one. Ah. Definitely some passive aggressive thing going on today… Okay my friends – have a good day, but feel free to share the love.

Ken

Ummm, where do I go with this one today? Normally, this is where I add a witty addendum to the post asking you to sign people up. It doesn’t work. Tell a friend? Asked. Sign up a family member? Recommended it. A sworn enemy? One of my favorites and didn’t work. Nada, Zilch, Zippo, Crappicola. Wait. I have one! No, that’s stupid. Okay, here goes anyway: dislike someone enough that you’d kick them down a flight of stairs? Well CLICK HERE NOW and fill in their email address – SPAM FREE – but they don’t know that!!!

Goodnight Broken Bow, Nebraska.



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