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Here’s an ugly confession: I’m a glutton for food.

There. I said it. It’s disgusting, I can’t control myself. I looooove to eat good food. As a resuly, I’m at my heaviest right now and I look like a tub of goo. I’m done with it though and I’m here to confess and bury my gluttonous sins. Below are some of the things I could think of. I’m sure there are others, probably more interesting than some of the one’s listed here, but remember…this was at one sitting.

Top 10 Things I’ve Overeaten in My Life (at one sitting):

10. A stromboli and calzone -they were good. I could go for both right now…
9. A cake – looove me some cake
8. Six Sabrett hot dogs with mustard and kraut – best hot dogs out there
7. A whole large pizza and ten wings – I think I’ve actually eaten a pie and a half in a drunken stupor, but I can’t remember
6. Two ‘Five Guys Burgers and Fries’ double cheeseburgers and order of fries with mayonnaise and ketchup – these are instant-crapification…delicious and I just had them last Friday…for shame, FOR SHAME!!!
5. A full bag of mini Reese’s Cups – not as much shocking but all the work that went into unwrapping those little buggers…
4. Six glazed donuts EVERYDAY after high school – chased with a Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper or Root beer…not sure why I wasn’t fatter sooner.
3. Twenty White Castle Double Cheeseburgers – and hours in the bathroom…
2. Ten pieces of French Toast – Dad served ‘em up, I knocked ‘em down! With a couple glasses of Whole Milk! Thank you Louis Pasteur!!!
1. Three pound burger – with a dinner salad…for lunch…eaten in twenty minutes. Had another burger and wings that night for dinner…

There you have it. Not really proud of some of those, others I think are quite impressive if I do say so myself. But like I said, I’m done with it. I’ve given myself until my son’s first birthday to lose the weight. If I really care about seeing him grow up, I think I owe it to myself to trim down, eat sensibly and resist the temptation. Wish me luck!!!

Ken

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