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Good morning! Whaaaasssssup? Today’s Top Ten is a little on the cerebral side – hahahaha – actually, it’s something to try and make me look smart…lemme know how I did – comment below!

Tuesday’s Top Ten: Ten Diseases I Don’t Have To Worry About This Holiday Season*

10. Scurvy – Thankfully I have an abundance of vitamin C in my otherwise horrendous diet. Diet Coke is LOADED with it…right? Aaargh.
9. Rabies – My brain is small enough to handle an large amount of swelling without cramping my humongous dome. On the other hand, it’s hard for people to tell if I’m infected because I’m always foaming at the mouth… That’s why I carry a rabies card.
8. Leprosy – Contrary to popular belief, leprosy won’t make your limbs fall off. I’ll have to come up with another way to get lose the tail.
7. The Vapors – I do declare.
6. Mange – While it’s been open debate on whether I’m actually man or beast, I have little hair to lose so no sleep lost over this one.
5. Homosexuality – Apparently certain religious groups feel it’s a disease or sin to be gay. Hahahaha. What buffoonery! Obviously, I don’t. So therefore, I don’t have to worry about it. And feel free to be as gay as you want.
4. Measles or Polio – Whew. Wait. What? There’s a 2006 article from the National Geographic that says Measles and Polio are making a comeback? And here I thought the steroid scandal would ruin their careers. Hahahaha – and you thought I didn’t do research on this!
3. Pregnancy – I may LOOK pregnant, but contrary to popular belief I’m not – and oh, this just in men can’t get pregnant. Oh wait again… and this is totally embarrassing – Pregnancy is NOT a disease. If it’s not, then how’d it get so high on the list? Makes you wonder – doesn’t it!
2. The Black Plague – It’s 2008 NOT the 14th century – duh. They didn’t have webcomics back then either.
1. Boogie Fever – I lost the ability to dance when I learned to walk, but before that…*start baby flashdance dream sequence now*

Alright, I hope that entertained EVERYONE and offended no one*. Got some strips done yesterday while broadcasting live. Thanks again for those who dropped by – Trisha, Chad, Andy (kicking and screaming) and some other anonymous peeps. It was fun – for me anyway.

Ken

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*disclaimer: while I realize disease is very serious to many people who are or may have a loved one suffering, this is not to poke fun at them – these are things that I – as in me – don’t have to worry about. I did lose my mother to cancer, so I am not impervious to the devastation that some diseases cause. Why’d you have to go and bring up my mom? Ha! Man, did she have a sick sense of humor – no pun intended. She would have liked that one.