Hey Rick, your predicament doesn’t have to be all that bad, make some fun of it. When we were in High School we used to drive around town with one of us in the trunk, and when we’d get to a traffic light we’d throw up the trunk lid and attempt to scare the folks stopped behind us, it was loads of fun.
Then we moved on to a game I always called “Junk in the Trunk”. Someone would climb in the trunk, or under a truck bed cover if we were in our buddies truck, and we’d go out into the country and drive like maniacs, slinging the person in the back all over the place. It was an attempt to see who could stand it the longest before they gave up from being beat with tool boxes, tire irons, or what ever else might be lying back there with them.
I say just get yourself comfortable and enjoy the ride, at least Milton’s not driving like a maniac, so right now your just lying on top of the tire iron, and the tire iron isn’t beating you in the head as you slide from side to side. 
I’d like that game very much – if I were the one driving Todd. What do I need to do to get my license????
I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED TO DRIVE!
Your gonna have to study up on driving habits if you ever want to get your license Rick. I know you’re getting used to having what you want with this inheritance of yours, but man you’re just gonna have to start listening to Milton a little bit more when it comes to driving and it’ll happen.
I’ll make ya a deal, you get your license and then I’ll ride in the trunk and we’ll play us a game of “Junk in the trunk”.
Great game Todd! I think Rick might end up in pieces if he were to play, but it sounds like fun.
Well you know Rick, he’s always falling apart at one thing or another, so it won’t be anything a little duct tape won’t fix. In fact, using Duct Tape is another alternative Milton might try when riding with Rick. It’s great for binding and keeping mouths shut….just an idea.