I’m angry. I think that I should be able to drive based on my situation. I’m a stickman and this cartoon world has been a little unfair to me. Sure I have a fortune, and sure I’m good looking, but this whole driving testing and rules of the road is biased against stickmen.
Rick I can’t agree more with ya man. You do have a huge fortune that should put you into a group all your own. I say rise up and “Stick” it to the “Man”…notice what I did there Rick, I’m forwarding your cause by including you in my tirade, subtle but direct. I say get yourself a good chauffeur…wait, you already have one…Milton. Well then, start paying him to drive you around, I’m sure your rants will be more appreciated by him if you were providing him with some sort of monetary gain…you’d be surprised how quickly everyone agrees with your opinion once you start handing out cash. Then we’ll start attacking the prejudice that is preventing you from driving.
You know what Rick, I’ve noticed that the Crossing signs on the road show stick people crossing the road (walking), but you never see any signs depicting stick people driving cars. I think your cartoon world is racial against stick people driving, and just want you and your kind to be content walking everywhere. Wait a minute, you’re the last of your kind, the last stick man…I think they have secretly wiped out all the other stick men, cause they knew ya’ll would question these rules, and rise up one day. Sort of like some Plankton I know. Now I’m not saying that there has been some sort of genocide performed against stick men, all I’m saying is, “Where are the others?”…and Dan the Stickman doesn’t count, we know he’s been altered.
Well that should give you something to chew on, and if you need a representative to help further your cause I’ll be glad to represent you if the price is right. Now I’m not doing it for the money, I’m doing it for you. I’ll just need a wad of cash to help supply you with Tater Tots in the event that we win, for a victory party….yeah, cash for tater tots, that’s what it’s for. Call me Rick.
(555) 867-5309 (Jenny may answer, just ask for me)
Oooh, Sorry Rick. I completely forgot about the Pedestrian Crossing Position they found them in. I know that was painful, and I apologize dude, I was just caught up in proving my point and didn’t stop to think. Sorry.
You know what though Rick, it’s time to use that pain and move forward to achieve what you want. Make them remodel those signs after you driving. Tell them that their world doesn’t apply to you, that you stand alone, and can do whatever you want. If they don’t listen just throw some cash at them, or tater tots…both have ways of swaying peoples minds to your will. If that doesn’t help call on Winchester, I’m sure he won’t mind muscling them around for ya.
Speaking of Winchester, I’ve been dying to know where he’s been lately.
It’s OK Rick, I’m not trying to hurt you. Please sit down, sit down. I think you’ve hit your head again and are having another bad dream. Remember Winchesters fine, it was all just a bad dream…a bad dream.
Rick I can’t agree more with ya man. You do have a huge fortune that should put you into a group all your own. I say rise up and “Stick” it to the “Man”…notice what I did there Rick, I’m forwarding your cause by including you in my tirade, subtle but direct. I say get yourself a good chauffeur…wait, you already have one…Milton. Well then, start paying him to drive you around, I’m sure your rants will be more appreciated by him if you were providing him with some sort of monetary gain…you’d be surprised how quickly everyone agrees with your opinion once you start handing out cash. Then we’ll start attacking the prejudice that is preventing you from driving.
You know what Rick, I’ve noticed that the Crossing signs on the road show stick people crossing the road (walking), but you never see any signs depicting stick people driving cars. I think your cartoon world is racial against stick people driving, and just want you and your kind to be content walking everywhere. Wait a minute, you’re the last of your kind, the last stick man…I think they have secretly wiped out all the other stick men, cause they knew ya’ll would question these rules, and rise up one day. Sort of like some Plankton I know. Now I’m not saying that there has been some sort of genocide performed against stick men, all I’m saying is, “Where are the others?”…and Dan the Stickman doesn’t count, we know he’s been altered.
Well that should give you something to chew on, and if you need a representative to help further your cause I’ll be glad to represent you if the price is right. Now I’m not doing it for the money, I’m doing it for you. I’ll just need a wad of cash to help supply you with Tater Tots in the event that we win, for a victory party….yeah, cash for tater tots, that’s what it’s for. Call me Rick.
(555) 867-5309 (Jenny may answer, just ask for me)
Whoa, whoa Todd!! Easy! Those signs were modeled after my parents!! http://rickthestick.com/web_comic/model-murder/
http://rickthestick.com/web_comic/symbolism/
http://rickthestick.com/web_comic/work-is-a-killer/
Thanks for bringing up painful memories! WHERE ARE MY TOTS??!!!
Oooh, Sorry Rick. I completely forgot about the Pedestrian Crossing Position they found them in. I know that was painful, and I apologize dude, I was just caught up in proving my point and didn’t stop to think. Sorry.
You know what though Rick, it’s time to use that pain and move forward to achieve what you want. Make them remodel those signs after you driving. Tell them that their world doesn’t apply to you, that you stand alone, and can do whatever you want. If they don’t listen just throw some cash at them, or tater tots…both have ways of swaying peoples minds to your will. If that doesn’t help call on Winchester, I’m sure he won’t mind muscling them around for ya.
Speaking of Winchester, I’ve been dying to know where he’s been lately.
Winchester died! http://rickthestick.com/web_comic/pantomime/
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME??!!!
It’s OK Rick, I’m not trying to hurt you. Please sit down, sit down. I think you’ve hit your head again and are having another bad dream. Remember Winchesters fine, it was all just a bad dream…a bad dream.
http://rickthestick.com/web_comic/resurrected/
Look tmcelmerriryrmy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LETTERS IN YOUR NAME!
Look – who knows what I saw. I keep getting rattled around so much! How do I even know that YOU’RE REAL? ANSWER THAT ONE FELLA!
Use as little words as possible. The only thing I hate more than typing is reading.
I can assure you Rick, I’m as real as the nose on your face.