Milton Manner
By Ken Drab on January 12th, 2011- Biography »
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Jan 12
Milton is Rick’s closest friend and cousin. Milton is patient, usually the voice of reason and always there for Rick. Milton is extremely smart and could have gone to school anywhere but chose State College of University in Florida because it was in his hometown and loved their engineering program. After discovering that he was really passionate about sports, decided that he would do duel majors and added Sports Management. He interns with the school’s football program in the Sports Information Department.
Name: Milton Manner
Age: 19
Resides: In the apartment above his family’s garage.
Occupation: Student/Works in the Sports Information Department of SCUF
Lineage: Cartoon – Rick’s cousin
Wants: To be reading right now. To be rich, and get rich winning at fantasy sports. He also would secretly like to find a girl who can cook like his mom.
Fears: That he’s going to have to rely on/live with Rick for the rest of his life. Losing to Rick in fantasy sports.
Flaws: Can’t stop gambling on fantasy sports, is shy with women, tends to get caught up in Rick’s schemes, and he REALLY loves his mom’s cooking.
The only thing I wish we knew more about Milton is if he likes his mom’s cooking or not.
I was reading his Bio in the post and was surprised to see “Can’t stop gambling on fantasy sports”. I suspect this is probably the main reason he is still “choosing” to live at home. He can’t keep any residual funds cause they all get spent on Fantasy Sports. I even heard he’s started his own Fantasy Frisbee Golf website, where people can now start betting on Professional Frisbee Golf Teams. It’s been rumored he’s even taken interest in a Fantasy Curling Team for next winter.
If there’s a fantasy league for it, I’m betting Milton’s in it. BTW – did you notice Rick’s comments on the mouseover?
I wonder if Milton’s mom is a good cook? Isn’t fantasy sports what they play in the insane asylum?
I don’t have first hand knowledge of what goes on behind those walls Bo. Are you trying to tell us something?
yeah, but is his mom a milf? she a coug?
Milf. She’s no cougar – she’s loyal to her man…