I've got to figure out a way to pin Santa down and get some one-on-one time. Wait. He can't hear my thoughts can he?Letter To Santa – Redux

damndest Letter To Santa   Redux

Good morning,

Rick just needs to believe.

Thanks for dropping by!
Ken



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  1. tmcelmurry

    That’s a great way to end your letter Rick, question his existence then confirm it to yourself in a matter of two paragraphs. Santa will definitely be in contact with you now just to make sure you keep believing. You might have come across just a tad bit strong with your LOVE statement, but hey, gotta bring it home somehow.

    Sorry about your 8 million dollar blunder with that Russian Spy…well I don’t know for sure he was a Russian Spy, I just figured all Russians had some spy training. :)

    Anyways, I don’t want to get your hopes up but I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy that just happens to have a Cousin who owns the property adjacent to Santa’s property. You can almost make out Santa’s house on super clear night, and he has some fuzzy pictures to prove it. Anyways, if you send me just a measly 2 Million Dollars I will broker a deal with him and get you exclusive access to that property. You’ll get all the Santa time you want. In fact I’ve heard that the Cousin has seen Santa walking his reindeer around the property and may have even said “Hi” to him on occassion. Imagine if that was you saying “Hi”….how cool would that be. Well just think about it and get back to me.

  2. Bo Lumpkin

    Yeah Rick, about that list Santa is makin’. He probably won’t need to waste his time checkin’ it twice to see if you are on there. I am sure you are on his list… we are just not sayin’ what list.

  3. Bren

    Well, crap. I get home from vacation, see you’ve bought the North Pole, didn’t actually own the North Pole but a bunch of outhouses. Crap.

    This letter? You are definitely on a list… better see what tmcelmurry can broker for you!

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